suppermariobroth

Top: In Super Mario 64, most Bob-ombs walk around in a small circle and charge Mario when they see him. If Mario approaches the center of the circle while the Bob-omb is facing away from him, then instead of turning around, the Bob-omb will continue walking in a straight line, leaving the circle.

Bottom: As long as Mario remains standing in the same spot, the Bob-omb will continue walking in the same direction indefinitely until it is eventually unloaded._{Main Blog | Twitter | Patreon | Store | Source: myself, Super Mario 64 (NA, VC) in Wii emulator}

childhoodgames

pa-lu-te-na

me vs every other man my age

Source: pa-lu-te-na

peanotbotter

Source: paxamericana

klezmer-un-anarkhizm

postmarxed

Apparently the Pinkertons still exist in the year of our lord two thousand and nineteen and they’re suing Rockstar games for including them in Redededemption 2

postmarxed

They got bought by Securitas in 1999 so the same company that made money off breaking strikes and murdering union members is a bunch of mall cops now

postmarxed

*walks up to a security guard at my local mall*

YOU ENJOY BEING A RICH MAN’S TOY DO YOU?

Source: postmarxed

peteseeger

slab-o-meat

*over the loudspeaker at ikea* FIRST BLOOD

amongthespaghetti

i think if i, in the flesh, heard that in an ikea some primal part of me would break out and smash a norrnäs over the closest person’s head

Source: slab-o-meat

terminatedapathy

thorsbian

Like obviously i sympathize greatly w women who are in loveless, unhappy relationships but on the other hand its rly hard to swallow my words when said women project all their disatisfactions and flaws with their relationships onto me and other wlw as if we “have it so easy” by not being attracted to men

thorsbian

For instance, a real conversation i recently had with a straight woman:

Her: youre so lucky you dont have to worry about your girlfriend cheating on you

Me: i mean…i dont worry about that…bc i know she would never…do you worry about your husband cheating?

Her, laughing: of course! Everyone knows men are likely to cheat, especially with jobs like ours (shes a flight attendant, he’s a pilot)

Me: i mean…if he is a good husband then you should be able to trust him not to cheat on you, just as he trusts you not to

Her: …wym

Me: ….cheating shouldnt be an expected cornerstone of any relationship, noelle

Source: thorsbian